Nothing
Thats what Ive been doing these days. The doing nothing bit has become such an important part of the day that I have to stay awake for an additional coupla hours just so that i complete my daily quota of doing nothing. Infact I've perfected doing nothing to an art form and added a new dimension to nothingness. Ofcourse (or not) nothing includes driving around aimlessly, staring at a fosters flag, and drinking 2.64 litres of tea, being a pain to 11.32% of thestudent population, drinking with 17.86% of the guys, dicussing stuff that has the potential to increase the GDP of the nation at the rate of 9.79% and coming up with stats 49.6% of which are made on the spot.
Something
Is what I am going to do once i figure out a way out of doing nothin ( which i'm enjoying doing these days). People have been upto to somthing when they are playing AOE or FIFA (the new favourite on campus). Something is what people refer to after a game of basketball to decide the fate of the evening. The classic quote goes something like "kuch karte hain be !" Sometimes the enthu pakodas try using it to carve out a weekend trip, only to be drowned in the non enthu of the Gods-of-doing-nothing.
Everything
If what junta desires in a job. The location-pay-role model (aka Dopey's LPR model) is a splendid manifestation of the Everything in a job and it is seldom satistifed due to a vague aspirational model used by people everywhere. There are some people in this joint who have a satisfied their LPR reqiorements, they are the ones enjoying nothing the most.
I have to come up with something better to write about in this F&^$ing blog...
BigEyedFish
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2 Comments:
The HEIGHT of vEla..
1
LPR.asm = 100*0.5 + 100*1 + 100*1 = 250 units
LPR.mtso= 0*1 + 100*1 + 100*1 = 200 units
where asm and mtso = {u know}
Note to asm : 100*0.5 incl problty of usurping Chdg/Hyd territory
Note to self: Come up with a unit for LPR
2
AI/hr.asm = 1 btl +/- n shots
AI/hr.mtso= 1 btl +/- n shots
where AI = Alcohol Intake
n = {Run Monte Carlo sim}
3
PRV.asm = 3 /week
PRV.mtso= 3 /week
where PRV = Punjabi Rasoi Visits
4
HDI.asm = 7 /week
HDI.mtso= 0 /week
where HDI = Haldi Dood Intake
5
HLR.asm = {undefined}
HLR.mtso= 0
where HLR = Hair Loss Rate
6
BSB.asm = {undefined}
BSB.mtso= irrelevant
where BSB = Boilers Sold Before
Ok I'm bored now.
I shall recieve my Nobel prize in honor of this partial derivation sometime past midnight on a weekday. Open 24 hrs on weekends.
-Rx
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